divorces can be a drag. they can be painful to go through.
then again, if you’re celebrating and having a party, it seems rather exciting and enjoyable. not that there’s anything wrong with that.
we don’t know anything about marriage, but we do know how to throw a pretty good party. we know how to crash one too. let us make this the best divorce you will ever remember. we promise we won’t break anything too much worse than you did your relationship.
with great frios comes great happiness. make that relationship a thing of the past and start the next chapter of life with us.